Back to (Gin) School

Sleeping lions, falling off space hoppers, pass-the-parcel — it was a simpler time, a gloriously simpler time. And one you can recreate, with the addition of bottomless fizz. Yep, on Friday March 30, The Distillery is essentially hosting a kids' birthday party, complete with Party Rings, sausage rolls, boozy accouterment and no kids. Hopscotch 'N' Hooch has got a grown-up prize: a masterclass where the victor can make and bottle their own gin as part of The Distillery's gin school. On hosting, it's those genius fools from the performance quiz known only as Rafiki's Cuisine. Ticketsare limited to 40. It's £25, including party food and one hundred and twenty whole minutes of unlimited prosecco-ing. No swapping round on the party bags, kids (we have no idea if there are party bags).